p-ev:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

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targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

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someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

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haha….hahahahaha

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pukeaharrea:

Metallica 1981-1983. *-*

(via vampirinaballerina)

powerviolent:

txn:

my favorite picture ever

the kid is also waving

powerviolent:

txn:

my favorite picture ever

the kid is also waving

(via shityoballs)

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slickwilly33:

catswithbenefits:

why is everyone making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??

image

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